Give Your Manager A 500% Productivity Enhancement
Easy. Replace his homepage with a small chunk of html that says: Requested resource: THE INTERNET is currently locked by another user.
You cannot access this resource until the current user has finished performing read action.
Download your own copy here: locking_error.htm But be prepared to handle the increased workload as the pointy haired boss assigns you more than the usual number of database re-paints per metric furlong.
'http://' on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 18:30:45 GMT, sez: Brilliant!
'JJ' on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 15:37:55 GMT, sez: For some extra fun, add this to the body tag:
onunload = "window.location = window.location"
'Magnus M.' on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 02:56:43 GMT, sez: JJ,
That's a vicious little addition there... I like it!!
MM.
'Skakunov Alex' on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 18:24:40 GMT, sez: Nice!
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