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Venture capital won't kill Jeff Atwood, it will only make him Jeffer.

2004: Jeff Atwood says 'Every developer should have at least 2 monitors.'

2008: Jeff Atwood says 'Every developer should have at least 3 monitors.'

2010: Jeff Atwood receives 6 million dollars in venture capital

2012: Jeff Atwood says 'Every developer should have at least 26 monitors. On their yacht.'





'zooba' on Fri, 07 May 2010 13:35:53 GMT, sez:

Prepare to see "boat-programming" (http://www.mattmcdole.com/boat/) make a reappearance on stackoverflow.



'Rik Hemsley' on Fri, 07 May 2010 13:40:24 GMT, sez:

I'm getting a second yacht before Jeff tells me I'm behind the times.



'Patrick' on Fri, 07 May 2010 13:56:27 GMT, sez:

Sounds like there's an exponential growth formula (that's what she said..hur) in relation to time, money, and monitors for Jeff.

Time to make the "World's Simplest Atwood Monitor Predictor Calculator"



'lb' on Fri, 07 May 2010 14:42:00 GMT, sez:

@Patrick

Like many of these things, I doubt it's a true "exponential" curve.

Once the number of monitors per yacht is equivalent to the total number of ocular receptors in Jeff's eyeballs, I would expect it to flatten out considerably.

I mean, come on: no one would accuse him of being megalomaniacal. Particularly since that word is so heavily patent-encumbered by Apple.



'Omer van Kloeten' on Fri, 07 May 2010 18:13:09 GMT, sez:

Nailed it :)



'Micah' on Fri, 07 May 2010 18:28:42 GMT, sez:

Once he has the monitor wall from The Dark Knight he will probably be happy... for a while.



'Goran' on Fri, 07 May 2010 20:16:22 GMT, sez:

Every developer needs 6 million dollars in venture capital...



'foo' on Sat, 08 May 2010 13:18:47 GMT, sez:

Every developer needs neural interface with USB port. Then PCIe.



'All Purpose Flour' on Wed, 21 Mar 2012 02:28:39 GMT, sez:

Hey guys you are just rocking over there!!



'R' on Wed, 11 Apr 2012 10:39:30 GMT, sez:

It is all coming to pass, exactly as you said it would.




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