Fat Kid's PIN is '2751'

An obese private school boy, aged fifteen, who purchased a large Slurpee and two chocolate bars from seven-eleven about five minutes ago, using a National Australia Bank Eftpos Card, after pushing past me, has the Personal Identification Number '2-7-5-1'.

This information, broadcast via the boy's habit of mouthing the numbers while he typed them, could be of benefit to Australian thieves, should they happen to snatch a keycard from an obese private school student in the Brisbane area. His rich parents are certain to have stuffed his bank account as full of money as he subsequently stuffed his face.

If you are a thief, mugger, pick-pocket or burglar, the following artist's rendition of the child may help you to identify him:

Note that the artist (using creature house expression 3, from microsoft, beta version of a vector based drawing program, a free download) utterly failed to capture the slack jaw, the vacant stare, the sluggish eyebrows, the second and third chins, the puffy lips, or the smell.

I wish you good luck, Thieves of Australia, and I sincerely hope that he, and those like him, will refrain from pushing past other customers of the 7-11 in future. ;+)

'tn pas che' on Tue, 15 May 2012 07:11:24 GMT, sez:

发小子的PIN码是'2751'
一个肥胖的民办学校的男孩，现年十五岁，从7-ELEVEN购买一个大的思乐冰和两个巧克力大约5分钟前，推我过去后，一个国家澳洲银行EFTPOS卡，个人识别号码'2 -7 - 5-1“。

这个信息，通过广播男孩的唱衰的数字，而他键入他们的习惯，可能是澳大利亚盗贼的利益，他们应该发生在布里斯本地区的民办学校学生肥胖抢夺一张钥匙卡。他丰富的父母一定有塞钱他的银行帐户，为他后来酿脸上。DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

如果你是一个小偷，抢劫犯，挑口袋或防盗，以下艺术家的移交逃犯的孩子可以帮助你确定他：


请注意，艺术家（使用生物房子表达3，从微软，一个基于矢量的绘图程序的测试版本，免费下载）完全没有捕捉松弛的下巴，目光空洞，呆滞的眉毛，第二和第三的下巴，浮肿的嘴唇，或气味。

祝你好运，澳大利亚的贼，我衷心希望

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