The cubicle:

Lots of little plastic animals, fluffy toys and decorative bits of glitter.

The Message they want to give:

I'm fun! Spontaneous! Care-free!

They Message they actually give:

I'm a mentally defective psychopath and oops, I just wet my pants again.

The cubicle:

About fifty photographs of my children

The Message they want to give:

I've got the cutest loveliest family in the world and i just love them so much

They Message they actually give:

My kids fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

The cubicle:

A photo of my yacht.

The Message they want to give:

I am so damn rich and important. TREMBLE BEFORE ME!

They Message they actually give:

How can a handsome guy get landed with such a tiny penis?

The cubicle:

Books, Paper and clutter everywhere.

The Message they want to give:

I'm a genius, so hard at work I never have time to clean this place up!

They Message they actually give:

I'm a filthy idiot who barely scraped through the last round of redundancies. I breed maggots for a hobby.

The cubicle:

About fifty plants, including strange creeping vines and jungle flowers.

The Message they want to give:

I'm a nature lover whose soul has outgrown this cubicle!

They Message they actually give:

Put me on suicide watch, 24/7.