AJAX website allows surgeons to work from home

A stunning new website, based on something called 'AJAX' -- that darling technology that's taken the world by storm -- allows surgeons to give real time instructions to a robotic scalpel, via the internet.

A breakdown of surgical mistakes by browser type has shown that firefox users make the best surgeons, while surgeons using Opera tend to get distracted and surf away to other websites, even during critical parts of the operation. Statistics concerning internet explorer are not available for publication, as they are the subject of a medical neglicence law suit, involved an alleged 'rendering bug' which led to amputation of the wrong leg.

CEO of Ajax The Slasher, David Hassaminor Hickup, said "We knew from the outset that AJAX would cure cancer. This is just the first step. Tomorrow's children will be concieved via AJAX technology. We are working on an AJAX-enabled satellite with which we hope to probe the deepest corners of the galaxy, in search of the meaning of life. AJAX is bound to have a part to play in that quest. Our main task for now is getting the 'back button' to work during surgery. It seems intuitively obvious that pressing the back button will cause the last stroke of the scalpel to be undone. In practice, it's a little harder than that."