"I need rapid fire content delivery in short, clever, punch phrases"

"A lazy programmer will avoid writing ... repetitive code. ... It's best for the programmer to give up early and admit that it's always him and never the compiler who's at fault."

"Email users suffered a 10 per cent drop in IQ scores, more than twice the fall recorded by marijuana users"

"People lie... People are lazy... People are stupid."

"PowerPoint slides don't have much information in them, and you're limited to a sequential presentation order." (summary via tim kraft's amazon review)

"PowerPoint is standard... ...but bad. "

"Most developers are morons and the rest are assholes"

"The programmer is conditioned to sacrifice some safety, convenience and hassle to get good performance and modest resource use"

"To get IntelliSense to work right ... you must write your code linearly from beginning to end — just as if you were using that old DOS line editor, EDLIN"